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"Hello! I hope your day is as filled with love as mine is! Unfortunately, I am not available at the moment. I am probably doing something amazing at the moment. Maybe I'm off reading bedtime stories to orphans, or maybe I'm off helping at the hospital. Yesterday, I mean the yesterday before the day I recorded this message, I helped a kitten find a nice home! I was going to keep him myself, but he wouldn't leave my wings alone."

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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.

Excuse me? I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you're talking about. Did you need something?

Did I just message you something gratuitously inappropriate?

Welll, it was a little weird, but it wasn't really disturbing. Something about a shotgun.

Good because I'm a nice guy. Really.

That's good! Nice guys are always better then the alternative. If you didn't even mean to send me a message, then I guess you probably don't even know who I am. My name is Flonne. It is nice to meet you! Well, nice to sort of meet you I guess.

Travis Touchdown. What's so bad with the alternative?

The alternative to nice is not nice. So I prefer nice! Not nice people make me sad. Oh, my name is Flonne. If you didn't message me on purpose I guess you probably didn't know that!

Well I do now. How long have you been here Flonne? You a local? Somehow I don't think you are one. No offense or anything.

None taken. I'm not a local, I'm from a place called Celestia. I've only been here a couple of months. It all happened so suddenly, its taken me a little while to adjust. But this place doesn't seem too bad to me, even with everything that's happened in such a short time.

Celestia? What the hell kind of place is that? Sounds mythical and junk.

It is where angels come from, at least back home. Its a little like what humans think of as Heaven, but only a little bit!

You're a freaking angel? You're a long way from home buddy.

Oh, sorry! I forgot that you didn't know. I guess its hard to tell when all you are getting is words on a screen. But yes, I am the Archangel Flonne. Please don't treat me differently though, we aren't like the angels in human religions. I don't expect to be worshiped or anything.

What kinda name is Flonne? Don't worry, I treat everyone the same way. ;)

Treating everyone the same seems like a good way to act. Some people might get mad, but they are the ones that normally like being treated special. Oh, and my name? Its one my parents gave me I guess. It doesn't mean anything special.

Flonne? It's Ella; Ella of Frell.

I was wondering of you would be interested in joining me for tea. I'm sure Hattie will be present too - and I've invited another friend of mine. You can bring your bunny if you like.

That sounds like it would be just lovely. I'm sure Admiral Fluffycakes would be glad to come as well. When should I come over?

[ Snerk. She'll never get over that name. ]

How about this weekend? Around 2PM?

Then we shall be there. Umm. Should I bring anything? I've never been to a tea party before.

Just yourselves. You'll be our honored guests, you don't need to bring anything at all.

[ It'd be rude to ask her to bring something. Ella had it covered. ]

ARE YOU BONING THE HULK?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

Flonne, this is Hattie. Do you know how to sew? If you do, give me a call, I have an opportunity for you.

[Beat.]

If you don't, call me anyway. Or just pick up now.

[After a few moments, the phone is answered.]

Oh sorry, I was feeding Captain Fluffycakes. I'm afraid I don't know anything about sewing, but what did you want to talk about?

[ Captain... Fluffycakes? Oh yes, the rabbit. She shakes her head.]

I see, well, I ask because I have an opening for a roomate at my house and I recall you living on your own.

.. However, I would prefer if you had a way of paying rent, Flonne. I haven't heard anything about you having a job.

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